Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
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I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You almost got us killed.
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So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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