Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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