Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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