Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
