weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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