You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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