i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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