we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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