But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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