best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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