hotel room ftw
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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