I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
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how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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