butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
this will be a night to untag.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Randomize
