Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
COCAINE IS GR8
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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