Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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