the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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