Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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