Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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