Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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