i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I don't deserve a penis
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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