You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i dont even know how to be here
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
