yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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