The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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