I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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