Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
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I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
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Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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