Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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