Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
