weddingsv make me drug and hornr
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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