You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
And then he peed in my hair
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