That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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