it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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