PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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