Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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