I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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