I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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