aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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