we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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