You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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