awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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