I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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