I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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