ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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