her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
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if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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