Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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