Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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