Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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