yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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