woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We need to get me chipped asap
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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