dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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