I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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