I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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