i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
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Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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