I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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