You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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