so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
