The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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