Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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