I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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