When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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