he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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