she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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I just found a bag of teeth...
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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